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  posted on 12/9/2011 at 11:16 AM
Happy Holidays!



Home Of The Yule Goat

Who Spiked The Holiday Punch?

Somebody Left Their Unmentionables In The Stockings

Perfect Your Slackstration Abilities Here, Free Of Charge

Happy Birthday Goatboy!

What Gifts Would Be Good For Your Favorite Lazy Ass?

On The 10th Day Of Christmas, The Yule Goat Gave To Me...

Hark! How The Bells, Sweet Silver Bells

Last Weekend Of Christmas Shopping. Keep Yer Elbows Up!

The Goat Ate The Mistletoe. Now What?

Searching For Lost Footage

Has Your Christmas Goose Been Gotten?

Wrap Your Own Damn Presents. We're Too Busy Being Lazy Asses.

Happy Festivus!

Peace On Earth, Good Will Towards Slackers (Lazy Asses Too)

Merry Christmas!

Happy Boxing Day!

Counting Down The Top 10 Most Insightful MT Posts of 2011...OK, We're Done.

2012 Is Fast Approaching! Beat The Crowd, Start Drinking Today

Slacking Our Way Towards Page 86

Don't Forget To Sign Your 2012 Lazy Ass Resolution Form. Or Don't. Like We Care Anyway.

Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot...MmmmmMmmHrrrr Auld Lang Syne...MmmmMmHrrrMmmmm

Happy New Year!

Happy Happy New Year!

We Now Return To Regularly Scheduled Slacking

Where Pants Are Optional

Today Is National Whipped Cream Day - Celebrate Accordingly

Page 86 Has Come And Gone, Now Wott Do We Look Forward To?

Who Changes The Titles Around Here Anyway?

Sounds Like Someone Has A Case Of The Mondays

Today's Title Brought To You By The Letter 'X'

Hairball...Such An Unpleasant Word, Really

Ask Your Doctor If Slacking Is Right For You

The Eagle's Feathers Are Frozen

One More Saturday Night

We Put The Vap In Vapid

This Space For Lease, Rent, Or, Hell, Make Me An Offer

Nyquil Doesn't Work, Just Take Shots Of Booze

Today's Title Brought To You By The Makers Of Kleenex And Sudafed

Cold Rain & Snow Everywhere! (Well, Almost)

Lazy Asses Unite!

Good Ol' Monday Morning?

Currently In Negotiations To Outsource Title Changing

20% Off Designer Tinfoil Hats, Today Only

This Space Intentionally Left Blank

We Ain't Gonna Work On Maggie's Farm No More

Saturday Night's Alright For Boozing

Where Nothing Is The Goal

Winter Isn't Coming

The Groundhog...Nature's Original Lazy Ass

There Seems To Be A Football Game On This Weekend, Or Something

Why Does Tomato Paste Gotta Be So Pasty?

MT XXII - Game On!

Now That Football Is Over, Time To Focus On The Upcoming Cricket Season

Madonna Announces 2012 World Tour...Ask Dan For Presale Password

Today's Title Brought To You By The Letter "H"

A Blast Of Arctic Air To Start The Weekend!

Hangovers Build Character

Wott Kind Of Computer Sings The Best?

Cupid Is A Lazy Ass

Happy Birthday King Lono!

Snuggle With A Cheese Fry

Z-Packs And Brandy In A Paper Bag For All!

Sure Is A Great Weekend To Cook Something, Isn't It?

I Still Don't Like Mondays

Support Your Local Trappist

Losing Feeling In Our Extremities

Welcome To The Thursday Stud Muffin Recipe Exchange

Amok Coot*

The Fire Is Dying, We Need Wood

And The Oscar For Best Slacker Goes To...Angelina's Right Leg!

Happy Leap Day!

Slimzimm Fact Checker 2.0 Now Available

The Kitten Flies On Friday

Thong Day Saturday

Nothing Beats A Sunday

Today's Title Brought To You By The Letter 'F'

Burst Your Freshness Here

Page 273? Oh, The Humanity

Feel The Monkey

Happy National Crabmeat Day!

Beacon Time Hath Begun

Spring Forward! Yeah, Whatever

Monday, Monday

Tuesday's Just As Bad

Do The Hump-De-Hump

Time For March Gayness, Er, Madness!

Happy Irish New Year's Eve!

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Sláinte! Erin Go Braless!

Even The Leprechauns Are Hung Over

Carpe Diem, Lazy Asses!

Happy Solstice! Get Funky Like A Pagan Tonight!

This Title Has Not Been Checked For Accuracy

No Covers Here, Only Originals. Quality, However, Is Never Guaranteed

Alright, Dammit, I Changed The Title

Occupy MT

We Ain't Wastin' Time No More...Aw, Hell, Who Are We Kiddin'?

Lazy Is As Lazy Does

Get Yer Autoposter Here, Cheap

The Never Ending Search For Eternal Freshness

It Never Ends

Happy Thingy Appreciation Week!

One More Saturday Night

Decorum, I Say! Decorum!

What Do We Want? Time Travel! When Do We Want It? Irrelevant!

Today's Title Brought To You By The Number '9'

Big Grilling Weekend Coming Up - Tenderize Your Meat Today

Ahhhh...Thursday

The Three Day Weekend...One Of America's Grandest Traditions

Today, Don't Forget To Remember

Why Do 4 Day Work Weeks Seem Longer Than The 5 Day Ones?

Your Daily Shipwreck

Happy Birthday Monkeyman!

Yes. No. Maybe. Perhaps.

Today's Title Brought To You By Moist Links of Hot Sausage

Left The Sausage Title Out Too Long, It Went Bad

Chill

Today's Title Brought To You By The Letter 'D'

It's Thursday...Not That There's Anything Wrong With That

It's Friday, Friday, Gotta Get Down On Friday...

Why Leave Your Blues At Home? Take Them With You

Laziness Is Not A Virtue, It's A Way Of Life

Decorum 101 Taught Here

Tip Yer Sippy

Who Wants To Have A Slumber Party?

Happy Father's Day!

Sun Dress Season - One Of The Best Times Of The Year

Now Taking Applications To Be Sang's Nurse

Get Over Da Hump

Weather Is Hot In One Place And Wet In The Other - Must Be Thursday

Show Your Pride!

Someone Make A Customized ABB Spellchecker

Who Doesn't Love A Parade?

Back To The Lazy Ass Grind

Who Could Hang A Name On You?

Carpe Hump Diem

Thursday...Such A Happy Day

It's Still Hot Outside

It's So Hot, The Last Title Melted

Happy Birthday America! Let's Blow Something Up!

Every Day Is Slackers Day!

It's The 2nd Friday Of The Week, So That's Something

There's A Cold Front Coming. Maybe.

[Edited on 7/4/2012 by Bhawk]

[Edited on 7/5/2012 by Bhawk]

[Edited on 7/6/2012 by Bhawk]

[Edited on 7/7/2012 by Bhawk]

[Edited on 7/8/2012 by Bhawk]

 

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  posted on 12/9/2011 at 11:18 AM
thanks Yerry

 

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  posted on 12/9/2011 at 11:18 AM
and good morning

 

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  posted on 12/9/2011 at 11:19 AM
will patiently await Page 86











or not

 

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  posted on 12/9/2011 at 11:22 AM

 

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  posted on 12/9/2011 at 11:23 AM
well,

the millstone is draggin me back


later

 

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  posted on 12/9/2011 at 11:40 AM
Howdy!

 

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  posted on 12/9/2011 at 11:41 AM
At least you won't have to worry about changing the titles so often.


The bar has been lowered considerably. We'll be happy with once a month.

 

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  posted on 12/9/2011 at 11:42 AM
Although the last MT lasted one year to the day.

 

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  posted on 12/9/2011 at 11:49 AM
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I guess it's a little more PC than 'Six to Eight Black Men'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYdpte1W0vk

or if you'd rather read....

http://www.esquire.com/features/ESQ1202-DEC_SEDARIS

 

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  posted on 12/9/2011 at 11:59 AM
Good morning

 

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  posted on 12/9/2011 at 12:09 PM
Finally....................................

 

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  posted on 12/9/2011 at 12:54 PM
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Finally....................................



Yeah, I've been god awful busy with work.
Good to check in once and while


 

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  posted on 12/9/2011 at 12:55 PM
oh ...


you meant a new MT







 

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  posted on 12/9/2011 at 01:36 PM
Maybe...............

 

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  posted on 12/9/2011 at 02:08 PM
Where have all the lazyasses gone?

 

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  posted on 12/9/2011 at 02:16 PM
Looks like this is the same dump at MT21

 

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  posted on 12/9/2011 at 02:16 PM
I mean that in the nicest way possible

 

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  posted on 12/9/2011 at 02:19 PM
should have brushed those yellow teeth

 

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  posted on 12/9/2011 at 02:21 PM


[Edited on 12/9/2011 by spacemonkey]

 

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  posted on 12/9/2011 at 02:24 PM
Good afternoon. Home getting things ready for our family Christmas get-together this weekend. Jay flies in tomorrow and Billy comes Monday. Bob Seger on Tuesday and Wednesday to rest before going back to work. It will be a whirlwind with lots of partying.



Wottie - Resize your monkey if you can.

 

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  posted on 12/9/2011 at 02:24 PM
Yule Monkey?

 

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  posted on 12/9/2011 at 02:25 PM
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Wottie - Resize your monkey if you can.


Size matters?

 

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  posted on 12/9/2011 at 02:28 PM
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Wottie - Resize your monkey if you can.


Size matters?


The plain and simple answer to that question is YES. However, that chimp is too big.

 

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